HAPPY NEW YEAR...2011

Single Girl here.

Just wanted to come on and say, "Happy New Year."

Stella Puppy had made a poster to celebrate but didn't make it to midnight. So I took a picture and thought I would share it with her friends...

After midnight I wanted to take a new year picture with Stella, so I woke her up. Here is the New Year Picture...taken around 12:02 am on 1/1/11...

Happy New Year from our house to yours!!

Last Day of 2010

Well, I did it again. I made Single Girl mad.
What did I do you ask....do you really need to?
I ran away.

Single Girl was sick yesterday for my 1st Birthday. We spent the day on the couch: me sleeping...her...well running to the potty. We did get the mail and I got a card from my BFF, Maggie. I loved it!! Here is what it looked like.

Today, Single Girl seemed to be doing a little better. She's upset though because she is supposed to be in the Dells helping out a friend put on a great show and I'm supposed to be at Maggie's. Oh well.

Anyway...I went out to go potty and decided to push open the gate and run South: a sniff adventure it was. Down the block, around the block, back up the other side of the block. I finally let her get me. I stopped running.

I'm back in the house now. She's not talking to me. She won't let me sit by her or anything. She's currently reading some papers that have to do with a collar and outside and fence. I'm sorry that I like adventure.

 We'll see if I make it until midnight. Single Girl tells me that this is the night where everyone gets crazy when the big hand and little hand are both on the 12 because the last four digits of the date change. I'm not sure it's going to get crazy here....she'll probably still be mad.  :(

Ruff, Ruff

My Stuff Is Being Moved Cont. and Final

Well, I thought that it was time to finish up this post. As you remember, on Dec. 18th or so I posted about all of my stuff being moved and then the floor being sticky. Well, I'm happy to report that it's all moved back and my feet are no longer sticking on the gross floor. I told Single Girl to take some pictures...you know...before and after. She listened and now I'm going to share them.

Enjoy! I know I am!!!

Kitchen -Before

Kitchen- During

Kitchen- After

Me Loving My Kitchen

Kitchen- I had to post this...My Dishes Where They Should Be!!

Bathroom- Before

Bathroom- After

Oh, let me know if you want to know who did this great job! I'll gladly recommend "Y's Way Flooring!"

Ruff, Ruff!!!

BIRTHDAY!!!!

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!

I'M ONE!!!!

I KNOW THAT I DON'T LOOK EXCITED, BUT SINGLE GIRL HAD TO TAKE MY PICTURE WHILE I WAS NAPPING. THAT WEIRD LOOKING CONE-SHAPED THING HAD ME SPOOKED OUT AND I WOULD RUN EVERY TIME SHE TRIED TAKE MY PICTURE WITH IT.

SEE...

SCARY CONE-SHAPED THING!! GET AWAY!!!

p.s. I would like to send a shout-out to Single Girl for finding me and being such a great morgage payer. I love you and our house. Oh...feel better: I know your tummy is still gross.

Ruff, Ruff!!

My Birthday Haircut

I was so excited that I got to see Lisa today! Pidder Padder Paws owner, Lisa, is great!!! I always look great when I leave her salon. Granted, there was that one time, you remember, the "chicken legs." But, like I said, it wasn't her fault.

Anyway, the great excitment from today was that as Lisa was cutting me, she found a flea. That's right. A gross, disgusting flea. She said that she didn't see any more of them, so hopefully it was just the one that jumped on me and came for a ride back over here to Eastern Wisconsin. Single Girl will be treating me even though it is the middle of winter. So no worries here.

Moving on...as she continued to cut she found more matted hair. So, I got a nice haircut and my ears trimmed up. Lisa said it's because I like to play in the snow and because I wear my coat. Well, let me tell you, I'm not going to stop playing in the snow and I'm still going to wear my AWESOME coat. So, trim away.

I've posted 3 pictures of my new look. (If you'll remember, my ears used to be down by my shoulders.)

Full Body Shot (Ha!)

 Extreme Close-Up

My Ears Are So Light (I could be in one of those hair commercials)

Ruff, Ruff!!

As My Birthday Approaches...

As my 1st birthday quickly approaches (Thursday), I would like to take this opportunity to reflect on one thing that has been on my mind. I AM NOT LITTLE AND HOW DARE ANYONE SAY THAT I AM. I might not be as big as a great dane, but I am big in my own right. Let me show you.

Here is a picture of me when Single Girl got me. I was 3 months old and weighed about 4 pounds.
 (Cute, I know.)

Here I am today: 3 days before my first birthday! A whopping 13 pounds! (Look, Single Girl can't even hold me up.)

Here is another example. The day Single Girl got me.

And a picture taken two months ago.



So, if I hear one more time..."Oh, what a cute little thing..." I think I'm going to bite something off. Oh, and it's not going to be something of mine.

(Oh, don't tell Single Girl I posted pictures of her on here. She'll be mad. She'll say that she doesn't look good. Let's just keep this between us, ok?)

Ruff, Ruff!!

Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays from Stella Puppy and Single Girl!!

(Sorry this is a few days late. Single Girl spent the holidays sick and I was taking care of her.)



A Day In The Country...

Happy Christmas Eve Day!

WHAT A DAY I'VE HAD OUT HERE IN THE COUNTRY! Single Girl let me off the leash and my cousin, Lucy, and I got to run through the snow and chase cats!  It was great!  I've posted some pictures!

Enjoy!!!

Lucy Looking For Cats Under the Deck...I Want To Go

 Finding and Eating Frozen Cat Poop....Yum!

 Trash...A Dogs Heaven

 Lucy and Her Fancy Cape (You Really Need A Coat)

Race Ya Down The Driveway!

Hey, Stella! Look At My Snow Beard!

Ruff, Ruff!!







Thanks Ethel and Louie

This is just a quick shout-out to my friends, rabbits Ethel and Louie! Thank you so much for the rabbit. I grabbed it out of Single Girl's hand before she had even gotten it out of the paper!

I have posted some pictures of me loving my new rabbit!!

Oh, and I'm not sure if this is the time to tell you or not, but during the night, I chewed off one of rabbit's arms and pulled out all of the stuffing that I could get at. I LOVE MY PRESENT!!!!!!

Ruff, Ruff!!!

I Don't See It

Well, Single Girl is upset...again.
I don't know why: I only pooped in the bathroom and puked on her bed.
Is it really that big of a deal?
Really?
All in the day of being a puppy, I say.

Ruff, Ruff!

Popcorn and Carrots

I love it on days when Single Girl is home all day. Today I got carrots (my favorite), a Wagon Train treat, popcorn (my second favorite), and more carrots!!

What a great day.

Time to sleep it off!

Ruff, Ruff!!

My Stuff Is Being Moved Cont.

What the &^$%&&?!!!!!

I went to my friend Maggie's to play today and left Single Girl sitting on the kitchen floor doing something I've never seen done before. I got back and found this. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS.......

THIS IS NOT WHAT MY KITCHEN FLOOR LOOKED LIKE WHEN I LEFT! THIS IS UGLY! AND WHAT'S UP WITH THE CARDBOARD?!!!! AND....WHY IS IT ALL STICKY!!!! MY LITTLE PAWS ARE STICKING TO THIS GOD-AWFUL FLOOR!!!

Well, it turns out that Single Girl took out the old floor, this was under it, and will be having some guys put some new floor down. The cardboard is on it because it is sticky and I'm supposed to walk on the cardboard so I don't stick to the floor.

As far as I'm concerned....I'm staying in the dining room and you can't make me walk on that grossness until you get some decent looking, non-sticky stuff down. And here is a picture of me to prove it!!!!

 You can't make me! You're going to have to carry me ! Period!

Ruff, Ruff!!



My Stuff Is Being Moved!

I don't know what's going on. Single Girl has taken everything out of the kitchen and bathroom; including my food and water bowls and my little nap mat. (Which were all in the kitchen. Ha!)

WHAT IS GOING ON?! My stuff has been there, in the exact same spot, for the last 9 months. Why are you moving it?

I'll keep you posted when I know more.

Ruff, Ruff!!

First Christmas Presents

I would like to start this entry off by saying that I had this entry all typed yesterday. I was just about ready to hit "post" when Single Girl hit a button. I don't know what button it was but poof...gone. My whole entry. Wow, talk about enough to make me pee on the floor or eat part of the couch. However, I was bigger than that. I told her it was ok, that accidents happen and that I would just retype it tonight. So.......

Single Girl was going to drop me off at Maggie's house on Monday morning. She told me that she had pep band that night so I would get to spend the day with Maggie and when she was done with work she would come and we would give Maggie her Christmas present.

My day was great! Maggie and I frolicked in the snow, chewed some treats, went on an adventure to Single Girl's work to deliver her some yummy smelling stuff (turns out it was coffee), frolicked more in the snow, took a short nap and then Single Girl came!!

I let Maggie open her present first. She loved it! I got her a box of Gourmet Puppy Cookies, a Candy Cane Chew Toy and a bag of "keep the puppy out of your hair" treats!

Then it was my turn. I knew it was my present because it was labeled "To: Runaway Stella   From: Fence Jumping Maggie."  Ha! Loved it! I gave that 4 paws up! With the help of Single Girl, I opened my first "official" Christmas present. I loved what was in the pretty colored paper...yummy chicken flavored candy cane, a fantastic squeek monkey (which I've already chewed the tail off of) and snow booties with reflective strips for when I go on a sniff adventure!  I LOVE IT ALL! Thanks Maggie! I'm so happy to have you as my friend!

Oh and on a side note...Single Girl came home with a box that she said was for me. I have a feeling it might be that wireless fence that she was talking to me about after I ran into the street next to that moving truck. I wonder what this wireless fence thing is all about?

Ruff, Ruff!!

She Didn't Talk To Me

It was the same ol' story. I bark, she asks if I have to go potty, I wag my tail, we go to the door, she helps me with my coat and out the door we go. Well, I was done and Single Girl came back out to get me. She opened the backyard gate and before she could grab me I RAN!! I RAN TO THE SIDEWALK! Woot!

I stopped because I could smell something. Yum! Single Girl kept saying, "Stella, come on! Potty Treat!" I didn't want a potty treat! I wanted another sniff adventure! She told me that she was leaving and went in. I think that she wanted me to follow her. Well I didn't want to go in: so I didn't.

SNIFF ADVENTURE HERE I COME!!!

As I was going North on the sidewalk I looked back and saw Single Girl. She was behind me. YEAH! SHE WANTS A SNIFF ADVENTURE TOO! LET'S GO!  I ran and ran.

One block.
Two blocks.
Wait, a smell.
Following.....the....smell........WOAH.....what was that?

(Turns out that I had went into the road and was almost hit by a truck. The driver didn't even swerve. Single Girl told her mom that I had jumped out from behind a snowbank and because it was dark and snowing, the driver probably didn't even see me.)

Anyway back to adventure...oh...HERE COMES SINGLE GIRL....RUN......

Three Blocks!!

S..m...e...l..l... what is this great sme......HEY! Why did you just grab me? We were having fun, right?

Single Girl carried me home in silence. She put me in the house and went to snowblow. She came in later and said, "Don't come by me. You were naughty. You almost died."

That was it.

For the rest of the night. Not one more word to me from Single Girl.

I did hear her tell her mom that she was going to Menards tomorrow (today) to get a wireless fence for the front yard. Not sure what that means. But I'm pretty sure I'm going to like it. I have a feeling my sniff adventures might be over.

Ruff, Ruff.

"Leave It"

"Leave It!"
"Leave It!"
"Stella, LEAVE I..T!"

That's all I've heard all day.

I'm not sure if I like having Single Girl home all day or not. I can tell you one thing...it's surely more quiet without her here!

I can't help it if I like to lick her oatmeal bowl (while she's eating), tear-up paper while she's wrapping presents for my friend Maggie or jump on the bed, grab her bra and start chewing on it. It's all fun.

You wouldn't yell at this face...would you?

Ruff, Ruff!!

Glass

Whenever I get thirsty and I am not by my bowl I just drink out of Single Girl's glass. Wow, does she get mad! What does it matter? It's water. We both need to drink it. It's right here. Hey, at least I don't spill while or after I'm drinking! (She should be totally happy about that.)

Ruff, Ruff!!

Do You Know What I Love...

I love chasing a rabbit around the yard,
followed by a sniff adventure,
eatting half my bowl of food,
and drinking my whole bowl of water.

All at 3:15 a.m.

Ruff, Ruff!!

Am I The Only One?

I roll on my treats before I eat them.
At least 3 times.
Is that weird?


Oh, and hey, don't judge!

Ruff, Ruff!

This Snow Stuff

Well, I've been out in the snow a few times now and I've decided that it's ok. Single Girl puts my coat on, puts me in the backyard and I run and frolic in the snow. I still only like to go potty on the grass, so I'm not sure what Single Girl is going to do about that.

Yesterday she got out this big red and black thing that at first did nothing. Then, all of a sudden, it made this crazy loud noise and started to shoot the snow into the air. I did notice that the snow that was on the ground ended up in a different spot. (after it went into the sky that is.) Maybe she needs to take this loud contraption into the backyard to help find the green stuff again. That would be great. The problem is...how do I tell her this great idea? And once I tell her, will she do it or will she force me to "go" in the snow? Ugh!

Anyway, nothing good to report this morning except that I puked on the carpet. I'm not sure what it was, but I think I left a stain. It's a good thing that Single Girl signed up on the special offer with Stanley Steemer. She's going to need them after this puke.

Happy Football Sunday. I'm off to take a nap on my new Petco Fleece that Single Girl brought home for me. She told me that she donated money to help another puppy in a shelter and got the blanket. I love my new blanket and I'm glad she helped out another puppy. I love her.

Ruff, Ruff.

SNOW!

I woke up this morning needing to go potty. (Like always...like everyone.) As Single Girl was getting ready to take me out she was telling me about "snow." I had no idea what she was talking about. She then put my coat on and told me that there was going to be white stuff on the ground and that it might be cold but that I needed to go potty anyway. (I still had no clue.)

Fast forward 30 seconds....WOW...what is this white stuff coming from above me? Single Girl put me down and I was lost. What happened to the green stuff that I eat? I was paralized with concern. She kept saying..."It's ok, go potty."  Um....where? No thank you. I'm going to stand here until you show me where my green stuff went.

Single Girl came in the backyard with me and as she walked the white stuff, this snow, moved and I saw some green!  Wait! I see more. Thank God. I soooo have to go potty.

First potty on green spot...check.
Find another green spot....check.
Second potty...check.

After I was not focused on going potty, I sniff adventured this snow. I'm not sure if I like it yet, but the way it looks....I'm not going to have a choice.

Below are some pictures that Single Girl took. Enjoy.

Happy First Snow.
Ruff, Ruff.

Where's The Green Stuff

Ok....I'll try this

I can smell the green stuff

The Snow Sniff Adventure

Happy 1st Birthday, Maggie!

Today is my friend, Maggie's, 1st birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAGGIE!!

I went over to Maggie's house today and we played and had carrots! It was fun. Oh...we also went outside and played in the cold. WOW was it cold today.

For my friend, I wrote a poem for this special day.

We play and chase
and sometimes lick a face.

We nap and bark
in the sun and in the dark.

A friend like you is hard to find
I sniff your butt and you don't mind.

On your day remember this
in the house don't ever piss.

Happy Birthday!


In honor of Maggie's birthday I have posted a picture of the two of us from our "younger" days. Oh...and for the record.....Maggie is Bette. What not a better day to give up the secret. Wow...do I feel better.

Ruff, Ruff!!

I'm Ready To Sleep For Days

Single Girl and I have been back home for 1 1/2 hours now and I decided that I should wake-up from my nap to check in with my faithful readers.

Before we left the country we, Lucy and I, decided to "potty in the house" two more times each. I'm not sure why we did this, we just did. Single Girl and both of Lucy's owners did a great job of taking us outside, we just went in the house. I'm not sure if the two nice people that we were visiting are going to want us back. They never got mad on the outside, but on the inside... it's hard to say.

The ride home was non-eventful. Lucy and I slept for almost 3 hours. When we got to my house I showed Lucy my yard. She LOVED it. We ran and ran and ran. She even got to meet my two neighbors in the backyard. We "talked" for a few and went back to running.

Well, I've had all I can do to type this much with my eyes half open. Make sure to look below for the pic of Lucy and I. I think it turned out ok.

Oh, and Lucy...I know I was rough on you this weekend, but I'm proud of you. By the end of the weekend you were fighting back! Keep up the great work!!! (You're going to need it if you're going to Puppy Day Care in the next couple of weeks! Text me and let me know how that goes for ya!)

Ruff, Ruff

Lucy and Me

Me Scaring A Kitty While Lucy is Walking Around in Her Fashionable Sweater

The Kitty That I Scared....She Ran Up A Tree....Boy, Am I Good

Happy Thanksgiving Vacation

Greetings from Western Wisconsin!

I'm having a great time here in the country:  listening to the coyotes howl, playing with my cousin, Lucy, (a cock-a-poo) running up and down the stairs and around the big house, barking at the kitties at the door,and not paying any attention to the potty rules. That last one is the best. I'm having a great time with it; Single Girl however is not! In fact, I think I'm going to take a time out and do it right now.

I'm back! And WOW is Single Girl M.A.D.! I don't know why she gets so mad...it's just poop. :)

Anyway, Lucy and I are having a blast. We chase and play, play and chase, and eat. The only sleep that happens is at night. We both are wide awake at 6:30 am for more play and chase.

OH, did I mention the sniff adventures! Those are FANTASTIC! There are sooooo many smells out here in the country. I can't even tell you want they are but this is great!!

Speaking of sniff adventures I'm going to go on one now.
Single Girl took a picture of my cousin, Lucy, and I and will post it when we get home.

Ruff, Ruff

Sorry It's Been Some Time

Greetings, Readers.

So, so sorry that it's been awhile. Life here has been busy.

Where to start? Ummmm....let me see...

Last weekend Single Girl left me at Bette's for a sleep-over. A sleep-over that was 3 days and 2 nights. I always have fun when I go to Bette's house, but I'll be honest...when it was time for bed on Friday night, I cried because I was missing Single Girl. Bette told me that everything would be okay and she was right.

Sunday afternoon she came and got me. She said that she had a great time at her retreat but that she missed me. Hurray!! I don't know what this retreat thing is that she spoke of, but she seemed calmed. It was cool.

I don't know if she wants me to tell you this or not, but for the record...she came home from work the next day and the calmness was gone. Nice job, kids.

Skip ahead to this Friday. Single Girl's sister showed up. I like her even though she smells like cats. Well, I could smell my cousin, Lucy, on her but I knew that there was cat somewhere. I could just smell it. I wasn't quite sure why she was here but I thought if I just wait it out I'd find out.

Ha! There it was. Her and Single Girl started to change the color of the wall in my living room. I'm not sure what it's called, but wow did it stink. Well, while they were doing this Bette and her family showed up. Yeah!! A play date! Bette and I went outside and ran and ran. It was great! Then, all of a sudden, you will NEVER guess what happened. BETTE JUMPED THE GATE! Seriously! One of her family members came outside to check on us and Bette went in the house. Wow! Again I say... I'm not sure she's ever going to be allowed at my house again.

Then today, Single Girl and her sister started to do the same thing upstairs as they were doing in the living room. My thoughts on this project...1. I couldn't lay on the bed. Boo. 2. It was really stinky. 3. No one would play with me. 4. I decided to help and got this sticky, wet stuff on me. I got yelled at.  :(

Anyway, that's it for now. I'm ready for a nap. All of this excitment has worn me out.

Until next time.

Ruff, ruff!!

I'm Staying Far Away From Her

Wow, am I upset! I was resting on Single Girl's lap when all of sudden something pokie was going from my head to my tail. I woke-up quickly, turned my head and there it was...a new, big, green brush. (Perfect for mats and undercoats she said.)

Now, I know that I promised to let Single Girl brush me but I have decided that I HATE IT! To show her how much I disliked what she was doing I turned around and started to bite at the brush. I HATE YOU BRUSH! I HATE YOU! I WILL BITE, BITE, BITE YOU UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT!

Not brushing is what led to my chicken legs, but I cannot stand it. How much torture must one take? To show her how much I was not enjoying it: I jumped off the couch and went into the dining room. When I came back I checked her hands to see if that evil green thing was still around. It wasn't, but I still didn't trust her. I stayed on the floor and had a treat, went to the kitchen and had my supper and then outside for an adventure. Do you think she got the hint?

Ruff, Ruff!

Winter Coat

She told me I would never wear one: she swore. In fact, Single Girl usually makes fun of other dogs in sweaters, coats, boots, etc. So what the heck? Why did she tell me she was coming home with some treats only to come home with a coat? FOR ME?!

Well, it turns out that puppies/dogs my size lose body heat easier than bigger dogs like German Shepards. Single Girl told me, as WE were trying my new coat on, that she looked at tons...a pink one, a red one, another pink one with a skull on it, and then finally decided on this one. She also told me that she didn't want me cold when I went out in the DEEP snow to go "outside potty." (She lost me with that word "snow" but outside potty I understood just fine. I don't know of this snow. I hope it's fun.)

Anyway, we got it on and it fit. Or so Single Girl said. I tried to get it off by pawing at it, but nothing. I guess I was stuck with it on until she took it off. Oh well, at least now maybe people will focus on my new coat rather than my chicken legs.

She let me outside to go potty and run in my new coat. It was ok until she put this furry thing over my face. Turns out it was the, what did she call it............., oh yeah the hood. I couldn't see a thing. I was looking straight forward and the only thing that I could see was this white furry stuff. After she took some pictures she made it go away. I was happy.

Well, I suppose you want some pictures, huh? Well...here you go. Enjoy my NEW WINTER COAT!

Here I am waiting to go "outside potty."

Here I am drinking. (It was hot in the house with this thing on.)

That's right...Work It!!

Stupid fuzzy thing.

Head Shot. I look like Santa.

So, there you have it. My new coat. Hope you like it. I'm not sure if I do or not. At least Single Girl got over her making fun and is looking out for my well-being.

Oh....and want to note...my friend, "Bette" came over and ran away again. She didn't get very far, but wow, is she naughty.

Ruff, Ruff!

Single Girl is REALLY mad

Stella Puppy here.

Okay, so, I ran away this morning. Well, it wasn't really "ran away" it was more like Single Girl wanted me in the house and I went up the street. Let me explain.

We both got up this morning and it was time for outside potty. I went in the backyard, fenced in if you remember, chased a rabbit, and had a sniff adventure for a good 25 minutes. Normally I only stay out for 5 minutes, but this morning I wanted a longer adventure.

Single Girl got ready for work: showered, got dressed, packed her lunch, etc. and came out to get me. Well, when she came to to get me, I wouldn't let her pick me up or grab my collar. Normally she does both because I have a tendency to run up the road. Anyway, as she opened the gate she told me, "House. Go to the house."

Wellllll, I started to go to the house, but my nose led and my feet just followed. Before I knew it I was running down the driveway and up the street. Oh, the smells. How I love all the different smells. I was running and smelling while Single Girl was yelling, "Stella, get back here!" I just couldn't. I had to keep going. The smells where so intoxicating.

I stopped at a great smell. What was it, I'm not real sure. As I looked back I saw Single Girl getting closer. No! She couldn't get me. I loved smelling the smells! So, I ran. This time in the street! I noticed there were no smells so back to the grass I went.

The next time I stopped, she got me and boy was she mad. "Don't you think you're going to get a potty treat after this!" "Oh, you're shaking. Good. You shouldn't have run away. " "Naughty." That's what I heard in my ear as Single Girl carried me the one block back to our house. I knew I was in trouble.

I didn't get a potty treat. Do I blame her? No, not really. But sometimes the smells are just so "calling." She left for work not very happy with me. When she got home she seemed a little better. It's a good thing that she had 8 or so hours to get over it or I think that I would still be in BIG doo-doo.

Ruff, Ruff!

Visitors

Stella Puppy here!

Single Girl came home from work, let me out to go potty, gave me a potty treat, changed her clothes and headed out the door to her weekly Wednesday meeting. While she was gone, the door opened. It was my friend's, "Bette's," owners.

The one picked me up and took me into my backyard. There, waiting for me, was my bff, Bette. We ran and jumped and played. We had so much fun.

While we were playing, one of Bette's owners made my fence taller. Why? Well, if you remember from Single Girl's first blog, Bette jumped our fence and ran away. Now, it's twice as tall and no one, not even Single Girl will be able to jump it. Ha, Ha!!

Thanks, visitors, for coming to play and doubling the fence. Now not only will Bette not jump it and run away, but when Single Girl snowblows, I won't jump the fence due to the big snowpile. :)

Ruff, Ruff!!

Election Day!

Well, did you vote? That is the question that everyone is asking today. I'm not sure if Single Girl went or not. I know that she got home later than usually from work, but who's to say. I know that she just keeps saying at the TV, "Whatever, how do I know you're not lying?" I just know that I'm sick of all of the commercials. Gross.

Onto my "chicken legs." Single Girl keeps telling me that everyone keeps telling her that I, "look fine" or "she's still cute." I want to thank you all for the kind words. I just want you all to know that I'm going to try really hard to let Single Girl brush me more so we never have this problem again.

Time for a potty break.

Ruff, Ruff

Chicken Legs...Day 2

Stella Puppy here.

Fine! Fine! I'll post the pictures of my chicken legs. On one condition...you don't make fun. It's not my fault that I have short legs, long hair and things get all matted.

And for today...today was not a good day either. I was out on a sniff adventure when I decided to roll in some sort of pricker things. They are the size of a tick and they got stuck in the hair that I have left: on my ear, my leg, my face.... Single Girl is helping me get them out. (When I stay still long enough.)

Well enough stalling I guess. Onto the pictures.

Below is what I looked like before... (taken the day before)

Here is after....(again...don't laugh at my chicken legs...)

You better not be laughing yet....



So, there you have it! I'll keep you posted. Again, this is no one's fault. It had to be done.

Oh, and don't talk to Single Girl about #4. As Terry Bradshaw said, "Can we move on? I'm sick of talking about this."

Ruff, Ruff!!