She Didn't Talk To Me

It was the same ol' story. I bark, she asks if I have to go potty, I wag my tail, we go to the door, she helps me with my coat and out the door we go. Well, I was done and Single Girl came back out to get me. She opened the backyard gate and before she could grab me I RAN!! I RAN TO THE SIDEWALK! Woot!

I stopped because I could smell something. Yum! Single Girl kept saying, "Stella, come on! Potty Treat!" I didn't want a potty treat! I wanted another sniff adventure! She told me that she was leaving and went in. I think that she wanted me to follow her. Well I didn't want to go in: so I didn't.

SNIFF ADVENTURE HERE I COME!!!

As I was going North on the sidewalk I looked back and saw Single Girl. She was behind me. YEAH! SHE WANTS A SNIFF ADVENTURE TOO! LET'S GO!  I ran and ran.

One block.
Two blocks.
Wait, a smell.
Following.....the....smell........WOAH.....what was that?

(Turns out that I had went into the road and was almost hit by a truck. The driver didn't even swerve. Single Girl told her mom that I had jumped out from behind a snowbank and because it was dark and snowing, the driver probably didn't even see me.)

Anyway back to adventure...oh...HERE COMES SINGLE GIRL....RUN......

Three Blocks!!

S..m...e...l..l... what is this great sme......HEY! Why did you just grab me? We were having fun, right?

Single Girl carried me home in silence. She put me in the house and went to snowblow. She came in later and said, "Don't come by me. You were naughty. You almost died."

That was it.

For the rest of the night. Not one more word to me from Single Girl.

I did hear her tell her mom that she was going to Menards tomorrow (today) to get a wireless fence for the front yard. Not sure what that means. But I'm pretty sure I'm going to like it. I have a feeling my sniff adventures might be over.

Ruff, Ruff.