Single Girl and I were out for our walk today when this big dog down the street, Opie, decided to bark at me. Now...Opie, like I stated, is a BIG dog: we're talking like 8 times my size.
As I walked closer...he kept barking. Well, I was going to show him that I wasn't scared. As I approached him I walked right up and gave him a big kiss. He was speechless. That's right, YOU CAN'T BULLY ME BY YOUR SIZE OR THE LOUDNESS OF YOUR BARK!
He stared at me for a while, in silence, and I walked away. As Single Girl and I continued down the street he started barking again. That's right Opie, scare someone else!
Anyone else want to try?
Ruff, Ruff!!
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