So, Single Girl had this great idea to take me for a ride on her new bike. She said, "Look, Stella, you have your own place to sit! Isn't it exciting!" Ummm....sitting in a basket, infront of a bike, going down the gravel driveway at 2,000 miles per hour is not my idea of a good time!
I stayed in the basket for 1/4 of a mile and then I jumped. Ouch....I landed on my head and ran. I ran for the hills...in this case, the bluffs.
What Single Girl didn't know was that I was about to take her on a mile adventure!! OMG! The smells...gravel, cats, deer, ducks, fox, turkey, pheasants, racoons, grass, rain, mud, fish (that's right...I said fish...I was by a creek) worms, trees, plants, bunnies, squirrels, birds... I.T. W.A.S A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.!!!!!!!! (Well, for me at least.)
Single Girl kept following me...trying to get me to come, but I was going to have nothing of it! The Country! No Leash! Freedom!!! The next thing I see is Doug, Single Girl's Dad, try to round me up! Ha! You can't get me either!
That's right you two...watch me run!!!!!
Oh...Hello....Shortie...(cat).....That's right......Up the tree you go!!!!
Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Run, Crap! I'm trapped. Doug and Single Girl got me.
Into the bathtub I go.
Don't you worry though...I'm going to try again tomorrow!!
Ruff, Ruff!!
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