Hat

I think something is wrong with Single Girl. She came home today with a new hat. How do I know that it's a hat? That's easy. She keeps saying, "Like my new hat?" "My new hat is so warm." "Isn't my new hat awesome?" "Do you want to try on my hat?"

Now, there is nothing wrong with her because she keeps asking me these questions (for the past few hours). But don't NORMAL people take it off when they come in the house. I know that there are hats that humans wear while they are indoors, like the yellow one that has the letters V-I-K-I-N-G-S on it that Single Girl wears sometimes; however, this is an outdoor hat. Like the one she puts on to snowblow.

She won't take it off. I just don't understand. I think I might need help with an intervention for her. And, to make matters worse she took pictures of her with her new hat. WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?

Part of the intervention is going to be that I post these pictures on here. Sure, she'll see it, get mad at me, maybe not talk to me for a little while, but this has got to stop!  Outdoor hats belong outdoors. It was great when we went on our walk, but TAKE IT OFF...WE'RE HOME NOW!!

Oh, and for the record. I heart the smell of pine.

Ruff, Ruff!!